2005-05-29 - 11:19 p.m.
A meme swiped from Pandi.
My uncle once cut his thumb off at work. He was a meatcutter.
Never in my life have I smoked weed
When I was five I was the only kid in our class who could read.
High School was the beginning of my depression.
I will never forget the two years I lived in western KS.
I once met Louis Bellson.
There’s this girl I know who once was from Nantucket? I have no idea
Once, at a bar, I got scoped by Charlie Musslewhite while he was on stage.
By noon I try to be dressed.
Last night I watched that JLo movie "shall we dance". It was ok, but I managed to convince Husband to take dance lessons.
If I only had willpower.
Next time I go to church, I will at least enjoy the music.
Terry Schiavo is best left to rest in peace.
When I turn my head left, I see cats sleeping on the back of the sofa.
When I turn my head right, I see a lamp and the TV. Husband is watching a Star Trek movie.
You know I’m lying when I say I'm fine.
What I miss most about the eighties is
If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be Hamlet.
By this time next year I might have another job.
A better name for me would be Sarcastabitch.
I have a hard time understanding the US's obsession with all things sports.
If I ever go back to school, I’ll learn something practical.
You know I like you if I tell you so.
If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be my Husband.
Take my advice, combovers look terrible and fool no one.
My ideal breakfast is cold Chinese food.
A song I love, but do not have is Beethoven's 9th. Not a song, but close enough.
If you visit my hometown, I suggest
you drive an hour north to the Auburn Cord Duesenberg Museum.
If you spend the night at my house, be warned...there's only one bathroom.
I’d stop my wedding for nothing.
The world could do without the current administration.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than eat one.
My favorite blonde is Doris Day
If I do anything well, it’s cook.
The last time I was drunk, I called my husband on the phone and laughed like a crazy person.
And, by the way, I love to sing but can't carry a tune.
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