| 2005-05-29 - 11:19 p.m.
stolen meme
A meme swiped from Pandi. My uncle once cut his thumb off at work. He was a meatcutter. Never in my life have I smoked weed When I was five I was the only kid in our class who could read. High School was the beginning of my depression. I will never forget the two years I lived in western KS. I once met Louis Bellson. There�s this girl I know who once was from Nantucket? I have no idea
Once, at a bar, I got scoped by Charlie Musslewhite while he was on stage.
By noon I try to be dressed. Last night I watched that JLo movie "shall we dance". It was ok, but I managed to convince Husband to take dance lessons. If I only had willpower.
Next time I go to church, I will at least enjoy the music.
Terry Schiavo is best left to rest in peace. When I turn my head left, I see cats sleeping on the back of the sofa. When I turn my head right, I see a lamp and the TV. Husband is watching a Star Trek movie. You know I�m lying when I say I'm fine. What I miss most about the eighties is
my potential. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I�d be Hamlet. By this time next year I might have another job. A better name for me would be Sarcastabitch. I have a hard time understanding the US's obsession with all things sports. If I ever go back to school, I�ll learn something practical. You know I like you if I tell you so. If I won an award, the first person I�d thank would be my Husband.
Take my advice, combovers look terrible and fool no one.
My ideal breakfast is cold Chinese food. A song I love, but do not have is Beethoven's 9th. Not a song, but close enough.
If you visit my hometown, I suggest
you drive an hour north to the Auburn Cord Duesenberg Museum.
If you spend the night at my house, be warned...there's only one bathroom.
I�d stop my wedding for nothing. The world could do without the current administration. I�d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than eat one. My favorite blonde is Doris Day
If I do anything well, it�s cook.
The last time I was drunk, I called my husband on the phone and laughed like a crazy person. And, by the way, I love to sing but can't carry a tune.
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