2004-12-12 - 12:18 p.m.
And no jury of women would convict me....
You know I love you. Heck, most days, I adore you. And you adore me right back. And I understand that you haven't been feeling well, what with the cold and all. And I know I vowed to stay with you until death do us part.
If you do not stop making those disgusting snorting noises, that day is today.
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